ROCKY'S

ADULT JOKES ARCHIVES

 

Table of Contents

 

Page One

 

Jokes 1 - 100

 

LUCKY FUCKIN' SOLDIER

VIRGINS, STAND!

NURSE NANCY

TWO LIPS AND SEVEN KISSES

BED FOOTBALL

WORRIES ON A MAN'S MIND

THE FORMER WHORE

SOME GIRLS PREFER HELL

THE INCREDIBLE JUNGLE BUNGLE

Sexual Math

TAILOR MADE JOKE

FARMER BROWN GETS A LEG UP

Calories Burned During Sex

How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle?

In the garden of Eden

Signs Of Menopause

Penis Study

Penis Envy

Erotic Correction

Cybersex Poem

Using the keyboard to measure your DillyWhacker

Offensive Questions & Answers

20 ways to make HIS x-mas an XXX-mas!

Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary

METER MAID TO LAST,
WITH THIS RING, COURT-ING HIS WOMAN

Breast Tax Law

PENIS TAX

THE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO SEX

You may be a Ho if......

PUSSY DEFINITIONS

"What would you do if you woke up and had a penis?"

How Different Personalities Cope in the Men's Room

TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND,
TO MY DEAR BOYFRIEND

Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up with a vagina for a day

Similarities Between Monica Lewinsky and Marilyn Monroe

FIVE KINDS OF SEX

WHO ENJOYS SEX MORE?

Average Time

Medical Sex Facts

Why the Internet Is Like a Vagina

Dating vs Married

Useless Penis Facts

True But Strange Sex Facts

Which Penis Do You Have?

Terms For Female Masturbation:

Snow White's Mission

Twas The Night Before Sexmas

19 WAYS TO BE A WOMAN

The Creation Of Pussy

Ten signs He only Wants to Get Laid

"40 WAYS MEN FAIL IN BED"

Beer ~vs~ Pussy

Sex Manual For Computer Experts

ORAL SEX - AN ODE TO LOVE

Lesbian Questions & Answers

The Encylopedia of One Liners 

151 Men Jokes

Bumper Stickers

BUMPER STICKERS WE'D JUST LOVE TO SEE

X-Rated Bumper Stickers

Viagra Quickies

THE GOLF BALL

Great Pick-Up lines to use on Blondes

Blonde Quickies

Ultimate Blonde Jokes

  Dear Diary:

Application For West Virginaian Driver's License

Marriage Contract For Women

Shakespearean Cowboys

Questions & Answers

The Phone Call

A Womans Logic 

Confucius Says....

Men are like

New One Liners! 

The gay flight attendant

Lawyer One Liners

 Some Male Bashing

On A Desert Island

How To Survive With Women:
Treat Them Like Your Car.

Mom, I'm Gay!

Lucky Clover

YO MOMMA...

Chinese Dragon

Whom to Marry...

Ugly Wife

Two Old Ladies!

At The Retirement Home

It Could Happen...

Little Old Lady at the Hotel

Not Going To Die A Virgin...

Ding-ding Goes The Firetruck

Sperm Count

Robbery?

Two Irishmen